Mails extraños

[Cain]

Entre todo el spam que recibo a lo largo del día, a veces hay mensajes como el que copiaré a continuación. Esta clase de mensajes no buscan que compres nada, sino simplemente saber que estás ahí, que tu correo (que habrán sacado de una base de datos comprada) es real. Lo único que quieren es que respondas para dar muestras de vida.

Voy a copiar este porque me ha parecido original y totalmente inverosímil. Sin embargo, estoy seguro que existen personas capaces de responder pensando que es en serio.

INVESTMENT MANAGER JOB PROPOSAL.

Dear Friend,

My name is Kenneth kaseke from Zimbabwe, I am 21 years old.
And my mother died last year and my father has been long dead.
Before the death of my mother, she was a farmer and who
acquired wealth through the export of vegetables and other
edible goods. Before the death of my mother she had acquired a
total sum of $9,000,000.00 (Nine million dollars), which she
secretly deposited in a security company abroad(Europe).But
right now as the only child and only son of my late parents it
is now time for my inheritance, but I cannot do this because
of my age and I am presenting an asylum seeker here in the
netherland.And the Netherland government laws does not allow
asylum seekers to have bank accounts.And because of this I
cannot collect my money from the security company for proper
banking.And also because of my age and little experience with
large sum of money like this.

That is why I am now writing you and seeking your assistance.
I want you to represent me in Europe and be my investment
manager and beneficiary of this funds, so that you can help me
make claims and as well invest this money for me. I have
decided to give you 20% out of the total amount
($9,!000.000.00),which would be $1.8M US dollars .While the
rest will be mine, which I plan to use in my educational
pursuit. And also I hope you can also get me out of here by
assisting me in acquiring a visa to join you up after you have
collected the money. I know this might sound strange to you,
but I don't have a choice and I want you to assist me by been
my investment manager and also give me a good education which
i couldn't get since the death of my mother.

If you are ready to assist me, please get back to me through
this email address,and I will feed you with all the necessary
information's and documents regarding this proposal. I am
hoping to hear from you soon. Please do not let me down or
turn away from me. I am begging you in Gods name.
turn away from me. I am begging you in Gods name.
Yours Truly,
KENNETH KASEKE
KENNETH KASEKE

[josemi]

Hola,

Yo tambien tengo de esos. Pero este me lo envia un ex-presidente:

Good Day,
You may be suprise to receive this email since you do not know me.
I am the son of the late president of Democratic Republic Of
Zaire,President Mobutu Sese Seko, ( now The Republic Of Congo, under
the leadership of the son of Mr. Laurent Kabila ). I presume you are aware
there is a financial dispute between my family ( THE MOBUTU ) and the present
civilian Government. This is based on what they believe as bad and
corrupt governance on my late father's part. May his soul rest in perfect
peace.As you might have heard how a lot of my father's bank account in
Switzerland and North America have been frozen.
Following the above named reasons, I am soliciting for your humble and
confidential assistance to take custody of THIRTY Million United States
Dollars ( US$30,000,000.00 ), also to front for me in the areas of
business you desire profitable.
These funds have secretly been deposited into a confidential Security
Company, where it can easily be withdrawn or paid to a recommended
beneficiary. The funds will be released to you by the Security Company,
based on my recommendations, on that note, you will be presented as my
partner who will be fronting for me and my family in any subsequent ventures.
Myself and my mother have decided to give 20% to you if you are able to
help us claim this consignment.We have also decided to give you any money
spent on phone calls or travelling expenses in the course of this transaction
at the end of the transaction.
Please, I need your entire support and co-operation for the success of
this transaction, your utmost confidentiality and secrecy is highly
required, due to my family's present predicament.
I sincerely will appreciate your willingness to assist us as soon as possible.
I am presently in the refugee camp here in the Netherlands under the
united nations refugee camp in Netherlands and I can be reached on
phone number [phone] for for more information on how we can
proceed in this transaction.
Please indicate your interest by sending your telephone and fax numbers
or call me up at anytime. I sincerely will appreciate your acknowledgement
as soon as possible.
Warmest regards,
Joseph Mobutu Sese-Seko

Vuelven a aparecer cifras astronomicas. Debe ser que esta en la ruina. Porque el mensaje me llega desde una cuenta @yahoo.com y esta puesto para que mi respuesta vaya a una cuenta @latinmail.com. Ambas gratuitas, si no me equivoco.

Podriamos organizar un concurso al spam mas original ;)

Saludos.

[Anarko]

Hola, he buscado mucho y no encuentro explicación a los correos que se quedan como

frozen

Cuales son esos ?